The masters of dungeons should not be feared
Many characters shall die throughout the years
If you’re a player, shed no tears
Repeat to yourself, this message clear:
For when each of your characters get wounded and die,
The Valkyries come and bear them to the sky.

Character death is only the beginning
Black Leaf is still alive in Valhalla singing:
“One day I shall return and be reborn,
by 4d6, drop the lowest, and be known:
By another name, another time, another place.
Marcie, hang not your head in disgrace.”

The Killer GM, the Tomb of Horrors,
Each eviscerate, kill, and torture.
Rules lawyers should perish from the fright
And unrulling players shall be banned from game night.
But our characters shall carry on when they die
The Valkyries come and a bear them to the sky.

Character death is only the beginning
Black Leaf is still alive in Valhalla singing:
“One day I shall return and be reborn,
by 4d6, drop the lowest, and be known:
By another name, another time, another place.
Marcie, hang not your head in disgrace.”

Dungeon Crawl Classics has its character funnel
Other games have trolls and tunnels.
Many characters have met the blades of orcs
And bleed to death before being restored.
Yet be not like Sir Robin and run away.
Because the Valkyries shall take you to the sky today.

Character death is only the beginning
Black Leaf is still alive in Valhalla singing:
“One day I shall return and be reborn,
by 4d6, drop the lowest, and be known:
By another name, another time, another place.
Marcie, hang not your head in disgrace.”